Sunday, August 31, 2008

Phillies vs. Dodgers @ Cit Bank Park - 8/25/08 - Official Game Scorecard


This game witnessed not only another fantastic performance by the former WORST pitcher in baseball, Brett "Psycho Killer" Myers BUT even more importantly the Triumphant Return of J-Blo Rollins' Offensive capabilities, no longer just to shoot his mouth off & offend Phillies fans but to actually produce hits and runs...

Phillies vs. Dogers@ Citizens Bank Park - 8/22/08 - Official Scorecard


You will note I've switched to the 2-in-1 scorecard featuring both home and away on one side of a 8.5 x 11 sheet. Despite some limitations in terms of player replacements (2 slots instead of 3) and reduced margin size (less room for commentary and nonsense), this has been a success both in Phils' winning percentage since inception (1.000) and not needing to flip the page every inning.

Enjoy!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

PHILS vs NATS - August 21st, 2008 - Unofficial Scorecard from JBS



Thus continues what shall be a thorough database of Phillies' scorecards for 2008, 2007 and all the way back to the invention of the thing...too bad about this one. Much worse than too bad, really!

Note the many occurrences in which Mr. Jim Rollins had opportunities to hear cheers for achievement instead of boos for disappointment.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I Am The Greatest Mini Golf Player...Challenges Now Being Accepted at Franklin Square, Philadelphia, PA - See Scorecard and Weep!










Scan and send your scorecards to challenge the new Master of Franklin Square putt putt.

3 hole in 1's is just the beginning to this Zen-like mastery.

See you on the course, beoches!